Utter disregard for ones attempt of contacting. Hitting the IGNORE button on ones cell phone.

A style of trousers that became very popular in the late-70s early European punk movement. Current popularity amongst emo teens aside, drainpipes were, originally, the anti-bellbottoms, worn by The Ramones, The Clash, The Prunes, The Stooges (when Iggs could be persuaded to wear clothing at all!), and other bands that mattered. To say drainpipes are fitted pants worn by radio-friendly emos is like saying Good Charlotte is punk. Or Gwen Stefani is glam. Or My Chemical Romance is rock. It's a f***ing sin, and anyone who perpetrates this crime against intelligence should be ashamed. Plus lined up and shot and burried in an unmarked grave.

An obnoxious, childish Internet user who habitually abbreviates and misspells words.

The name of a certain rare and elusive white whale. This creature is very rarely sighted amongst the seas as she has recently migrated to a certain dungeon, beneath a family of loving people. There, she spends her time sucking the souls of those around her, which she feeds on instead of krill. Her whale song, rather than sweet is a horrible noise. Humans are scarred upon laying eyes upon her. She has recently been captured by Captain Ahab (real name undiclosed for privacy reasons).