If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it 

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry 

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Time will tell if time can tell time 

Expression used when engaged in a futile activity

Guy 1: Hey, how's your progress with her sister going?
Guy 2 : Time will tell if time can tell time

Time will tell if time can tell time by EnVSage February 9, 2015

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock 

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock by gauda slay August 25, 2023

If we have time 

Something parents say instead of saying "No" just to crush their child's hopes

Son: Mom, can we go to Disney World?
Mom: If we have time..
Mom(Thinking): Hopefully he will forget...

If we have time by Tempestatem October 20, 2015

back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them

-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut by Bigdiccmarty September 26, 2021

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005