idiot

A dumbass that fucks up your day.

Dad: Son, your a idiot
Son:

by Architectorous May 15, 2019

idiot

the definitions

1.) you
2.) my little brother
3.) donald trump

4.) coronavirus.

fatty stole my biscuit that idiot.

by soz cannot say name February 24, 2021

idiot

a slow-witted said creature of the said species ‘homosapien’ (human), of which in terms of intelligence, is utterly useless.
will drag the project down when working with an idiocy possessing human whilst in the room of schooling.

✨i d i o t ✨
I have legally created a petition for ‘idiot’ to be registered as an official, distinct homosapien species under the family of hominidae.

i now am currently requesting for you, the petitionee, to calmy acquire of a functional ‘ballpen’ to then simply partake in the signage of this petition.

S I G N A G E C L I C K

by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 11, 2021

idiot

Someone who has to look up the term 'idiot'.

Well, look what we have here!

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005

idiot

Doing the same thing and expecting a different result.

Ralph is an idiot.

by Danielle June 4, 2004

idiot

to hold you, my love,

like it was time's last minute,
or humankind's last fetus,
to hold you tight, and in this holding tight,
to hope you read all my heart's dictionaries
and hear in its arrythmic beat the pattern that signals what

a lover may be able to lay on the table,
no promise in the world

can fortify or prove
a knowledge that cannot be spelled.
You know? My love.

when you die
something in me will, too.
So don't die, idiot.

by Krkič October 29, 2020

idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003