certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 17, 2018

whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 17, 2020

ice-cream-in-the-cone

Golf parlance meaning an order to successfully make a crucial putt in order to save a good score on a hole

"C'mon Tiger! Put the ice-cream-in-the-cone!"

by the sieve August 22, 2009

free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

Ice Cream Mom

A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.

His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!

by Swanky85 February 15, 2018

Ice cream valley

A type of gay porn, where one man cums inbetween the other mans cheeks

Top: i'm gonna ice cream valley that ass
Bottom: fuck yeah!!

by thegrizzman February 5, 2023

bork ice cream

It’s ice cream, but it borks every 10 seconds

Be careful with that bork ice cream!

by MlemShobe November 28, 2019