Icant afford 

Branching from the popular I-pod, Icant afford is what you say when you are lacking an I-pod due to financial reasons, obviously. Your best bet is to go for an Ishuffle, which is quite possibly the worst piece of technology ever invented. Your better off just buying towellets.

Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod!
Bill: Cool, But Icant afford it!

OR

Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod
Bill: Awesome! Look at my new Icant afford it!

Icant afford by Whatevs forever July 19, 2009

IWantToFuckAhsoka 

A person on the app iFunny who has dedicated their entire known existence to fucking the Star Wars character Ahsoka Tano.

iFunny: *Features anything with Ahsoka*
Comments: @IWantToFuckAhsoka

IWantToFuckAhsoka by Av Ac A Doo December 3, 2020

I cant read 

Yes you can you liar

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can

I cant read by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018

Weevil hunting with Ianto 

engaging in gay sex

Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.

Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.

Weevil hunting with Ianto by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

iCancer 

What Steve Jobs died from.

Did you hear that Steve Jobs died from Cancer? Yeah, what kind? It was iCancer.

iCancer by sthief October 12, 2011

i cant even right now 

When fangirls cant right now they cant breathe or do anything they are in happy shock

Fangirl1:Did you see Dan's new video

Fangirl 2:YES AND I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW

i cant even right now by Kiralondon22 January 10, 2016

iwantsomepossie

A weird, reteable, funny and hot tik toker. He is very famous and he SHOULD be verified.

Person1: Have you seen iwantsomepossie's new tik tok?
Person2: Yes it's so funny.

iwantsomepossie by Shutthefupno July 10, 2021