iCancer is caused by the shameful overuse of Apple devices. People with iCancer generally find it difficult to receive any support from family and friends. It's your own damn fault for playing Farmville, and sleeping with your phone under your pillow.
My friend got the iCancer while waiting in line for the iPhone6...I would have attended his funeral but I was busy adding filters to the photo collection on my iPad.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).