iBone

When an Apple fanboy gets so worked up by looking at his/her glass products and gets a huge raging boner and just can't hold it in anymore. They then proceed to run the streets naked and try to bone people while proclaiming their love to inanimate objects.

Guy: Wow, I've just realised how sexy this iPhone is. Wow, I've got a huge boner, I think I will go and bone someone on the street and shout "I RAMMED MY PENIS INTO THE HOME BUTTON"

Girl: Fuck me, I've got an iBoner after me. Better get the pepper spray out.

by Luke the Great10101010101 April 10, 2012

ibone

n: The physical manifestation of one's arousal when playing with or talking on an iphone.

v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.

Now that Jay has an iphone, he ibones all the time. It's the apps man...

by Sugatits June 8, 2009

iBoner

Emotional hard-on caused by over glorification and or idolization of Steve Jobs and or apple product at any point in a conversation.

All Jenniffer could talk about last night was Steve Jobs and her iPhone. She totally got an iBoner.

by Poke smot August 2, 2012

iBone

phone sex on an iPhone

Hes gone for the weekend... so we iboned.

by kjlove July 19, 2009

Ang mga ibon

A Filipino dance when their classmates dance like a chicken or duck

Ang mga ibon na lumilipad

by Einstein grandkid September 28, 2019

ibonic

A person who is very genuine,unique, a person who is down to earth, a person who hardly sleeps/ insomnia. A person who is constantly alert,smart,never backs up, helpfull,legit,etc...

Founder of this word can be best found on instagram (ibonic). Very outgoing persons are very well known and defined as bonics.

Tonight we are all bonic(down to earth).

That looks bonic as fuck! (Legit)

♡→ibonic

by kimberly893 April 12, 2013

iBoner

1. The boner from excitement when purchasing an apple product.

2. The boner from anticipation of a new apple product release date.

"Man that new iPhone 4s I just bought gave me a massive iBoner."

by iCrystal January 28, 2012