iPoned 

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.

a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.

iPoned by Flirm Li January 20, 2011

waffle ironed 

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

waffle ironed by JewLay April 19, 2010

Ironed Out 

1.The succesfull result of a Gay-Male being turned hetro, after hard work put forth by a female who is attracted to the male.
2. the process of straighting a gay person
3. A female who feels it's her place, to turn a male straight.

a. an iron usually must be hot to work

Are you sure Erin had Sex with Thomas? I thought he was gay? "Nah man, after weeks of hard work,aka ironing, she finally got him Ironed out.

Erin has been ironing that gay dude for weeks, and he still is a fag.

That Erin must think she is an iron, she has been trying to turn that dude straight for weeks.

Ironed Out by Smoothie42 October 29, 2010

ianed

To be rushed at something, inspired by the footballer Ian Rush.

Sorry I'm a bit of a mess, I was ianed to get ready

ianed by Mikeyboy123 June 6, 2011

body ironed 

When you wear a wrinkled shirt and the heat from your body gets rid of the wrinkles.

I wasn't going to wear that shirt because it was so wrinkled but I figured it would be body ironed in a few minutes.

body ironed by chelimama April 21, 2010

Ironed 

The act of getting laid usually in a prone position.

"I hooked up last night with John and he ironed me good."

Ironed by Gulliver1953 December 21, 2008

nine ironed 

blasted. Stoned out of the universe. Torpedoed

Jack got some really good weed and got nine ironed.

I was so nine ironed I couldn't even find my car.

nine ironed by JustQ September 29, 2012