by Jack won January 15, 2018
Boone, Ia is one of the most boring/cold/desolate places you will find. The biggest place in town is Walmart. All the teenagers hang outside kum&go or Mac Don's. There is absolutely nothing to do but drink, or do meth. Unless you are a fan of corn, I wouldn't recommend going there.
by Levianthony June 22, 2017
Town off interstate 80, 30 minutes east of Des Moines. One of the largest manufacturers of methamphetamine in the entire country in the 90's and early 2000's, now full of opioid pill addicts. Home of the original Maytag washer and dryer company until they sold to Whirlpool around 2008 and ruined everyone's lives. Tried to make it up by building the Iowa Speedway Nascar track that brought zero jobs. Uses old Maytag buildings for a wind turbine company that brought many Mexican's from (see definition of) Marshalltown, IA, and a box plant and bullshit entry level crap work. Also, Chicago started sending their section 8 black gangbangers to town, so now there is not just the white trash, but plenty of Mexican's and blacks. Still only one Asian.
" I live in Newton, IA, because I do drugs or was screwed over by Maytag, or both."
methheads crankstagangsta pill heads junkies Dilaudid
methheads crankstagangsta pill heads junkies Dilaudid
by mccahill June 29, 2017
A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.
Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”
David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”
David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”
by IowaExpert October 29, 2018
by KayDee3192 May 23, 2011
Sometimes misspelled as "Farifield" due to quick typing. Fairfield, IA is a small-ish/medium sized and populated city in the Midwest in the state of Iowa. There are very few things you can do in this town, besides walk around the "square" or goof off in Wal-mart. There is a very low crime rate, it's calm, and everybody seems to know everybody. This is a very nice town to move to, they are developed enough that we are all not Amish-esque., but not so advanced that you get sucked into turmoil. The downside has to be the harsh winters and the lack of public transportation.
by BatmanV2 February 7, 2011
A little town that thinks it's a big one. Has the highest murder rate per capita in the country. Located on the Mississippi River. Commonly referred to as the pimple on the nose of Iowa. It is part Ashford University and part ADM. And is the recent home to Flavor Flav's Chicken restaurant (yes the same Flavor Flav from the VH1 show Flavor of Love).
by FMLthisplacesux March 22, 2011