by iwanker October 29, 2008
If Apple acquires Canon all the new range of SLRs will be white, glossy, with a single dial control, HD LCD, heaphones, and called iShoot.
On the other hand if Apple acquires Nikon it will simply be called iWank.
On the other hand if Apple acquires Nikon it will simply be called iWank.
by Sir Knight of 5D Mk II March 11, 2009
when ones ipod/iphone is filled with porn, to an extent that over 6/8 of the memory is being used for porn
by Da Scrummage King April 21, 2010
An apple ipod/iphone application allowing one to mimic the wanking movement in order to score points.
The longer one keeps up the wanking motion, the higher the score.
Bonus points can be scored from extra techniques such as stroking and shaking the device more rapidly or slowly.
The longer one keeps up the wanking motion, the higher the score.
Bonus points can be scored from extra techniques such as stroking and shaking the device more rapidly or slowly.
"Dude I just scored 15678 on iWank! Beat that mate!"
"Haha I totally owned you there mate, I scored 45672! It said I had a good variety of thrust action."
"Haha I totally owned you there mate, I scored 45672! It said I had a good variety of thrust action."
by cathdu January 2, 2010
by Kinky Pinky August 15, 2005
Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.
"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week
"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"
"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"
by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009
Anyone that has an iPhone and thinks that it has any technological advance over a printed yellow pages book is know as an iWanker.
Rajiv is an iWanker
by xwagon September 14, 2009