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8.
A popular MP3 player used to play music. Made by Macintosh it is renowned for it's dodgyness.
John: My iPod just broke.
Jane: What did you do to it?
John: I turned it on.
by Bez February 26, 2005
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9.
(noun) a waste of money
I just spent 1,000 on my new iPod only to find out other mp3 players that do the exact same thing cost much less because I'm a fucktard.
by St. Thomas June 09, 2005
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10.
A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.

Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
by damon666666666 February 05, 2006
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11.
Some piece of crap that Apple uses to brainwash the youth of North America, Europe, and Asia. usually bought by children aged 11+. They only buy it because:

A) It's sleek deisgn and it's touch sensitive pad wheel
B) They think it's the only way to get to popularity at their school
C) it gives them something to brag about to their friends
D) For guys 15+: It helps them compensate for their excruiciatingly small penis
E) Everyone that surrounds them has one, and they feel they should follow the crowd and talk their parents into buying one for him/her.
Kiki: Like, I like, totally, like, love my, like, iPod that, like, cost $300 out of my like, college tuition!

Me: You stupid hoe, you piss me off. Get a Creative mp3 player. They're more reliable than that piece of shit. ::grabs iPod and sticks hundreds of magnets onto it::

Kiki: Ohhh, like, nooo! This is soo, like, not kewl! Like, sooo!
by PhO' SHO February 22, 2005
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12.
when i first got my ipod for my birthday about 7 months ago i could honestly say i thought it was good. The only problem was the battery life- it lasted about 2 hours. However, 6 months down the line, even more problems are coming up. Battery life has decreased to about an hour, the abstard thing won't let me add new songs and has a shitload of scratches. The songs keep freezing and skipping or restarting. So now i will have 2 fork out another 200 quid 2 replace the bastard.
Please, people do not buy an Ipod.
by Jimre™ August 09, 2005
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13.
ipod is a kind of mp3 player,very popular and expensive,has a nice design.It is very small,so it fits in pockets,but it scratches easily.Many people argue about it,but the ipod is just a mp3 player,not stupid,douchy,not the best thing in the world,just a mp3 player.
Idiot:Ipods suck!!!They are expensive and evil!!!

Idiot 2:Noooooo! Ipods are awesome,they are the meaning of life!

Me:To think that they are talking about a mp3 player......
by foursouls1 May 12, 2009
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14.
The iPod is an mp3 player made by Apple, Inc. It looks cool and costs a crapload of money; and for what? The looks and the right to say "omfg i have an ipod"
LOOK AROUND YOU, PEOPLE; there are thousands of mp3 players out there that have 10 times a many cool things it does, for CHEAPER than an iPod.
Thats my opinion

will YOU waste your money on that status symbol? i sure wont
"I'm a rich kid that wants to look cool... Lemme go get an iPod because everyone else is doing it"
by ein froosh April 10, 2005
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