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iPod headphones tucked into your pocket. People think you have the real deal. For those who want the look but can't afford.
You see a friend in town and he might say, "Hey dude whats up?". You reply by taking out your "iPocket" headphones and reply, "Sorry man couldn't hear you". This will help emphasize that your friend thinks you are listening to something.
by Snoregasm February 10, 2011

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