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iPhowner 

An owner of an iPhone.

These induviduals are far superior to everyone not owning an iPhone. The iPhowner's will do anything to insure the safety of their iPhone and could care less about others well being.
I'm going to an iPhone party, there's a strict iPhowner only policy.
iPhowner by RD31 February 18, 2010
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iPhowner 

Someone who is constantly takes (or iPhowns) other peoples' iPhones, so much so that it would appear that they own their own.
Dude she's such an iPhowner - always taking mine to play tap-tap and go on facebook!
iPhowner by ScolloP November 16, 2009

iphowned 

The nasty habit of your iPhone turning perfectly good words like hell and ill into he'll and i'll without your consent.
text message to friend: Dude, I feel like he'll today. I am way to i'll to go out.
reply: wtf? iphowned?
iphowned by wigwam salesman October 18, 2009
people who love their iphone so much they get a boner when they think about it or play with their iphone.
dude, i was in class looking at the new apps and when i saw one anout world of warcraft, i totally got a iphoner in class.
iphoner by Paul Hoffmann February 4, 2009
The people who choose iphones only over other mobile brands.
I am an iphoner, I use my iphone daily.
iphoner by Ms. GzlAli January 15, 2016

iPhowned 

verb, iphown, iphowned, iphowning

1. Refers to the incident that occurs when the auto correct feature on an iPhone, or any other smart phone, changes an ordinary word or words, to an offensive or embarrassing word or phrase.

Although this can happen on any type of cell phone or smart phone, it has been most publicized on the iPhone, hence the reference to the iPhone in the pronunciation.
"Yesterday I totally got iPhowned when my phone auto corrected Anne's name to "anus." I got like forty-five minutes less sex because I had to explain how that happened."
iPhowned by Badharlot December 30, 2011