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Heart paddling

Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.

Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?

Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.

Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
Heart paddling by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012

ipodding 

The act of illuminating the genitals with the use of ipod backlight during a 69.
Micheal "ipodded" with Jane to illuminate her vaginal region during a sexual encounter.

knickers like a paddling pool 

Of a lady in a sexually excited state
Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool

Ipadding 

The act of going to wifi hotspots just to show off your iPad.
Max and cam are going ipadding saturday night in Minneapolis.
Ipadding by Maxito628 April 4, 2010

doggy paddling 

the act of slapping a persons butt cheeks with your balls while fucking them from behind(doggystyle)
Once I started getting into my rhythm I was doggy paddling her good
doggy paddling by PrivateJes July 9, 2010

Ipodling 

To be using your ipod for things.

Things include the likes of iPod applications.

When on Facebook for example, one may ask the other if they are on there ipod. The phrase "You Ipodling?" would be alot quicker and shorter than saying "Are you on your ipod?"
-Hey Beti, are you ipodling?
-Yes I am Jack.
Ipodling by J-Hatters October 23, 2011