iPaddle

When you plan to go rafting but you can't find your paddle...
What do you do?

You take your iPad and mount it to a stick or something, and use your brand new iPaddle instead...

iPaddle by iGandalv February 5, 2010

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iPaddle

To use your iPad to search the internet for something.

Person 1: How did you find that VICE The Cute Show video?
Person 2: I just iPaddled "pygmy ponies" and the link came up.

iPaddle by Miloup December 1, 2011

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iPaddle • iPaddling • ipaddressotomy

iPaddling

To use your iPad to search the internet for something. Can be used as a synonym to "googling"

Person 1: Are you playing stupid games on your iPad again?
Person 2: No dude, I'm actually iPaddling something.

iPaddling by Miloup December 1, 2011

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ipaddressotomy

(pronounce: ip-uh-dress-AW-toe-me) A pain or nuisance in the area of the buttocks.

My little brother is an ipaddressotomy to me!

ipaddressotomy by Moggan January 5, 2010

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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