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The electronic tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability.

The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer.

The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS.

The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.
Julian from Family Guy no doubt owns an iPad.
by iBoy2G October 05, 2012
A tablet made by Apple in early 2010. Also something that most of the people who wrote the definitions of iPad on this site like to rage over simply because they can't afford one. There are PLENTY of differences between the iPad and the iPod touch. There are office programs, a ton of apps that are exclusive to the iPad, more processing power, and many, many other things.
The iPad is an amazing tablet made by Apple. If you don't like it, that's fine. Nobody said you had to, if you'd rather use a kindle, go right ahead. Just don't bash something because you don't like it. Seriously, I wager that the majority of the people who wrote the definitions on this site for the iPad haven't even used one before.
by Anonymous2837272 December 25, 2013
An iPod on steroids
The iPad doesn't fit in my pocket. It's too big.

That's what she said.
by icegu January 27, 2010
A sanitary pad that contains an embedded MP3 player.
Ann Coulter loved it when her time of the month came around and she could listen to tunes on her iPad.
by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2009
If you compare it with Android tablets, then you will see iPad is a completely useless tablet computer that you can only play games with it.
A: Hey you got a Galaxy Note 10.1, I bet yours is not as smooth as my iPad 4

B: I have got real multitasking and a s-pen to ease print-screen, UI as smooth as iPad, how about yours?

A: ... Hell no, multitasking will slow your Note down, we don't need that anyway.

B: Android devices are ready for everything, yours is just ready for you to game on.
by HKwan March 30, 2013
The virtual apartment Apple corporate lackeys have in Second Life to entertain peers and take their AI gurls up to.
"Look, I'm AI. I don't got no preferences.

You can either upload credits so we can do the nasty, or piss off.
I got an Apple codec seminar in iPad Central to go to - go figure.

Probably make enough for that android body, take my skills topside!"
by that other anon May 31, 2010
An oversized iPhone used by placing it inside an oversized vaginas during that time of month.
Roanna: I just bought an iPad.

Alexis: Wow you must have a stretched out pussy. Have you been fucking massive cocks lately?
by Alexander the Rapist April 09, 2010