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some gay ass show with some homosexual kids that think making a web show is cool. these faggots need to get a life and make more friends. carly is a little whore that sucks balls at acting and thinks she's hot. sam, a little tomboy bitch who rips on the little raper freddy all the time. freddy, like i said above, a little raper and an annoying cock sucker. carly's grandpa "granddad" is a dick wad that likes to suck spencer's balls and wants carly to live with her in yachma so he can lick her pussy all day, but actually.. spencer is the only cool one cuz he's supposingly 26. that teacher bitch mrs.. um.. i dont remember is a fucking ass skank who likes scottish dancing and a bunch of other shit. thats about it.. so pretty much, what im trying to say is that this show is about some punk ass dickhead who need to get a lives of their own.

Oh, i remember now, the skank's name is ms. briggs.

Carly: suck my balls grandpa
Grandpa: maybe later..
Sam: I'll do it
Freddy: Get the fuck out of my way Sam, Carly's pussy is mine
Carly: sure why not.. a faggot 10 year old is probably all i'll get in life..
by Lakashumbi January 02, 2008
1520 1016
some stupid show with kids that think they are funny.carly some spanish whore who thinks shes cool.sam that stupid blonde bitch whos licks pussy and enjoys. and last and least freddy who suck spencers balls.
carly:hi freddy
freddy:im cool
sam:lick my pussy nub
freddy;yes sam
carly: i want some too icarly
by i carly hater August 02, 2009
270 159
A Nickelodeon sitcom revolving around the adventures of a girl and her friends who produce their own webshow.

It has been called Nickelodeon's answer to Hannah Montana, but to be fair, this show has a slightly higher respect for the audience's intelligence. Plus, iCarly episodes generally feature a subplot revolving around Carly's brother Spenser, who's actually funny and would be deserving of his own spin off if iCarly went under.

The star of the show was Summer in School of Rock. Leading you to wonder where the other kids (the ones who could act) are now.

The creator of the show, Dan Schnieder, is kind of creepy.

As far as tween/teen television shows go, this isn't the worst thing in the world.
Brooke - iCarly sucks. Its the worst Disney channel show ever and they should just replace it with more Jonas Brothers!

Jen - Wow. I'm an 8th grade girl who listens to pop music and watches Fred and even I think you're retarded.
by billy_buddy_of_doom2 December 06, 2009
180 81
A show of two underage girls fondling with each other to bring back memories of you and your sibling and or friend experimenting Basically the end of all whats holy and good television. So basically if you watch it the F.B.I will be dispatched to your house for Child Pornography
Dude 1: Dude, U know that show iCarly man.
Dude 2: Yeah man i wacked my meat to that show the other day
F.B.I Agent: Ur booked for the viewing of child pornography
Dude 2: Damnit Dood.
Dude 1: iCarly blows
by Jessepigeon69 June 03, 2010
176 80
One of the worst damn shows on Earth! Complete BULLSHIT that 5 year olds watch and is not meant 4 them. Little kids love this show and transforms them into ignorant little fucking brats who give a shit about texting and drama. Carly and Sam act with much stupidity but their wish is to make a mature version showing porn videos. Their future videos will show the dude named Freddy eat out both of their pussies.
Bratty Girl: can i get that mom?
Mom: not today honey.
Bratty Girl: FUCK U Mom, Icarly said I Can!
mom: you knock it off right now
Bratty Girl: *cries and screams*
Mom: ok, ok, ill get it.
Bratty Girl: Icarly made you buy it, hahaha
Me: *Slaps Bratty Girl* Little pos!!
by Whogivesableep March 30, 2010
168 75
iCarly is a teen show about three friends and a web show they host together every week. Though the main girl, Carly, isn't funny at all or good at acting, the actual show itself is very good. Carly lives with her older brother Spencer while their parents are working overseas. Her two friends are Sam and Freddie. Sam hosts the show with her while Freddie takes care of technical part. The best part of the show is the ongoing tension between Sam and Freddie. Even though Freddie claims to be in love with Carly, the unnatural fighting he and Sam take part in makes you think differently. 95% of the show's humor comes from Sam's insults towards Freddie and Spencer's personality. And even though it's a teen show on Nickelodeon, it's an enjoyable (yet unrealistic) show for all ages.

On one episode of iCarly, Sam isn't allowed to insult Freddie all week, unless she wants to pay him $5 an insult. This is what happens after Spencer gives Sam money for helping him out with an art piece.


Sam: You smell like feet. *gives him $5*
Freddie:*smiles, takes money*
Sam: If you were a country, you'd be El Salvadork. *gives another $5*
Freddie: *still smiling, takes the money*
Sam: Have I made fun of your butt yet?
Freddie: No.
Sam: It's oddly shaped. *gives $5*
Sam: No girl will ever want you. *gives $5*
by iCarly Fan January 30, 2009
650 564
1) A show containing child actress Miranda Cosgrove and other seventh rate actors whose names nobody knows because they weren't in School of Rock.

2) A show in which there is no more than 7 seconds in between laughtracks.

3) A show created by the fat pedophile Dan Schneider, the man who thinks he knows how to reach the teenage audience (as far as comedy) with such phrases as "Holy Chiz" and "What up with the hat?". Also behind most of the atrocities on the Nickelodeon network that the executives think (wrongly) are worth the time in money.

4) Shit.
I gotta go take an iCarly.
by Dennycrumbubble June 20, 2010
133 49
a stupid teen girl who cant act and looks like a vagina. her show just ruined all off Nickelodeon. why would they make a show with such a TERRIBLE actor.
(person 1): hey whats on nickelodeon?
(person 2):icarly
person 1: is it a good show?
person 2: no she acts like a vagina
by shorty147 July 16, 2010
128 55