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I95 Syndrome 

The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knuckles and lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.
Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.

Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!

As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.

I95 Syndrome by beer snob May 11, 2007
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I95 Syndrome 

The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knuckles and lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.
Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.

Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!

As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
I95 Syndrome by beer snob December 24, 2008
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The "I" stands for INCOMPLETE and it will take "95" years to finish.

Now you know.
Welcome to I-95! Good luck....you're gonna need it.
It's a 1900 mile break check.
I-95 by CT Vigilante September 10, 2008
The American Autobahn. Interstate-95, also known as I-95, runs 1,927 miles down the East Coast from Maine to Florida though most major cities including Boston, Providence, New York City, Newark, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington D.C., Richmond, Savannah, Jacksonville and Miami.

Interstate 95 is one of the most well-known, most important, and heaviest travelled highways in the Interstate system. It serves and connects the major cities along the Northeast corridor, and it is the major north-south highway along the east coast. It is the longest north-south Interstate highway, and it passes through the most states (15) of any Interstate.

There is no general speed limit as speed is of the utmost importance, while safety is not even an afterthought.
Yo! Ima jump on the I-95 down to Miami to get dat llello from Tony Montana so I can roll me a primo. A'ight, peace!
I-95 by E Primo January 29, 2006
Devil's Highway. 'Nuff said.
If you haven't gotten into an accident, or seen an accident on I-95, you're not human.
i-95 by ziggy April 6, 2005
Predicted to be the infamous death of Ben Affleck.
HAHA! Ben Affleck died on I-95 yesterday! What a wanker!
To hurry, rush, or speed, as on route I-95 through the DC metro area.
I was I-95ing it in my cherry sprite, getting chased by the blueberry boys.
I-95 by skootuh boi October 20, 2008