I press record

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking

I press record

In Pinks Son Fingers!

I press record by Ankido January 12, 2008

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

Hey, I don't have to press 2. by pavedave October 3, 2010

I’ll alert the press 

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

I’ll alert the press by gl.dot August 12, 2023

I’ll alert the press 

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

I’ll alert the press by gl.dot August 12, 2023

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! 

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

I pressed the button 

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

I pressed the button by Some dude November 29, 2004

I pressed something 

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

I pressed something by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018