who-am-i-kidding condom 

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

who-am-i-kidding condom by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008

who-am-i-kidding? condom 

The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.

That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom

who-am-i-kidding? condom by DJNrrd June 8, 2007

kimbpap-i kidding me? 

Quote by Seungkwan, a member of the K POP groups SEVENTEEN.
A way of saying «are you kidding me?»
The phrase is often used by «carats», which is the name of SEVENTEEN's fanbase.

Seungkwnan: Kimbpap-i kidding me?»
Vernon: No, man. It's true.

kimbpap-i kidding me? by Maiken Doritos May 24, 2017

I'm kidding! 

A phrase often used to back pedal after you said something insulting, especially to a friend.

Example 1:

Girl 1: What happened to your face?? It looks like you got in a fight with a raccoon...

Girl 2: Huh?? You don't like my make up?!?

Girl 1: I'm kidding!!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Your boyfriends a manwhore. I slept with him last night. He wasn't all that good either.

Girl 2: But we promised we would wait til marriage!! *bursts into tears*

Girl 1: Umm...I'm kidding?

Girl 2: Oh okay!

I'm kidding! by crazychickenqueen June 1, 2010

I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk 

When you were just kidding, and want to inform someone that your sisterly bond is not broken; you will still talk, from time to time.

"dude i just shided and farded and camed"
"WTF"
"i'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk"
"oh thank baby jesus"

I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk by ___giantpotato May 3, 2020

you only think I'm kidding 

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

you only think I'm kidding by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

I was kidding 

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

I was kidding by na01 December 11, 2022