I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

I crap you negative by dstikele October 23, 2009

i gotta crap 

what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)

i really gotta crap!

i gotta crap by AcidJed April 9, 2004

I lost my crap-petite! 

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.

Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!

I lost my crap-petite! by devin1994 December 18, 2013

I like that CRAP

Whenever you like something or like something that someone does, you say I like that crap

Taylor: "Can we get nuggets?"
Mikey: " Yes."
Taylor: "I like that crap!"

I like that CRAP by chickennuggsssss June 16, 2020

i hate the crap out of you 

It's not a real term. Taylor Davis thinks he knows everything but doesn't.

I hate the crap out of you because you always think your right. -Taylor davis

i hate the crap out of you by Crack564 May 8, 2014

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

i don't give a crap 

To not care

I don't give a crap about you!

i don't give a crap by ManBlo February 12, 2018