I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America 

A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America by xx_bloody_xx January 2, 2021

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America 

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry 

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

iAmAmerican 

The best motherfucking comic-maker ever.

Dude! Did you see the new Superman comic? The author is so iAmAmerican!

iAmAmerican by Smittyblack June 18, 2011