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I'm waiting for marriage 

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.
"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself 

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.
I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags 

When you want attention but don't know how to get so you go to a dictionary site as a last resort and try.
I'm totally i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags right now so people will laugh.

writing on IM 

writing on IM can consist of...
shortning of words so that the proccess of typing is shortened...because seriously some people dont want to read paragraphs when there IMing around 5 people at the same time!!

.........lol lmao lmfao jk wtf sn im aim omg omfg sXe hXc camfmofo ugh hey wassup wazzup haha lolz nvm nm w/e h/j b/j....i think you get the point...........

also some people like to make the words look cooler by substituting letters for numbers or other letters, sometimes repeating a letter
(so be carefull when reading so you dont miss read somthing and make a disaster happer because of it)
writing on IM....

1. 0mfg i jst g0t bak frum z0cc3r
(i find that kind annoying sometimes personally)

2. omfg i lost my HW and if my mom finds out im dead!

3. ii lost my diinosaur iin the iice cream OR rawr! iim a Diinosaur

4. person 1: hey wazzup person 2: nm u? person 1: same

5. ! l05t my n3w v!d30 g4m3 5y5t3m !n th3 p00l

ETC....
writing on IM by BackPack December 12, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026