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1)A person who cheats on their significant other yet tells them they love them.

2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.
he, like a hypocrite, says: "happy birthday babe! i love you!" yet he cheated on her 3 days ago.
by MissFlorida July 26, 2010
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Someone who makes and joins a facebook page complaining about people joining and making facebook pages.
Joe Bob became a fan of "Stop fanning stuff!! It's annoying"

aka

Joe Bob became a fan of "Im a hypocrite!!! Shoot me please!!"
by NOTaHYPOCRITE April 16, 2010
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when a person doesn't allow another person to do something that they themselves use to do..AKA my parents
you're too young to be goin to unsupervised parties and hangin with your friends.. even tho maybe i did that a couple times when i was even younger then you
by snickazzz March 24, 2005
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Virtually the only insult that goths/punks know.
RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants?

Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!
by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004
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someone who preaches one thing then turns around and finds themselves doing the exact same thing. someone who is insecure and conforms to society's values just to be like the others.
by whitney April 28, 2003
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Adjective.

1. A female who says they have no affection towards her boyfriend, however, complains to the world about his lack of affection towards her, at all times.

2. Erin Murray
"I need an FC so I can go back in time to reunite with him..."

"Shut up, hypocrite."
by Shady Inference1 February 03, 2009
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90% of all "christians"
"Islam is a religion spread by hatred and war!" says the christian sniper as the .308 from his rifle sails into the head of a young muslim militant.

"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.

"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.

I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
by derrick00762 August 01, 2007
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