The are of being cheap, delusional, and thinking you are getting screwed over, all at the same time.
"Aw man, these $2.00 beers are too pricey. If that bartender wants to do me so bad, why am I getting hymied by her?"
hymied (verb) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.
I'd sooner get hymied out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
Ah man, I won the $5000 per week for life scratch-off game and got hymied by a couple of shines.
I was on a gravy train with biscuit wheels before my boss hymied me