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1 definition by longislandlifeguard

hymied (verb) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.
I'd sooner get hymied out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

Ah man, I won the $5000 per week for life scratch-off game and got hymied by a couple of shines.

I was on a gravy train with biscuit wheels before my boss hymied me
by longislandlifeguard January 19, 2013