by Dingo224 January 12, 2021
hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
(Lithium to Boron)
"So, who have you bonded with recently?"
(Boron to Lithium)
"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
"So, who have you bonded with recently?"
(Boron to Lithium)
"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
by i love bj March 31, 2010
Teacher: Okay class. We're learning about the periodic table. Let's get one point across before we even start. Hydrogen, is like a slut, because it bonds with every element on the table. A slut is a girl who bonds with every single guy she sees.
by TheBlackChun539 February 14, 2010
The first element on the periodic table. Burns with glee when lit, and explodes when lit near oxygen.
by Eszett February 28, 2004
It was all a plot to piss of germany, i think. Bastards
Mr. Jones held a balloon of hydrogen and oxygen over a bunsen burner in chem class. That's why his eyebrows are like that.
Mr. Jones held a balloon of hydrogen and oxygen over a bunsen burner in chem class. That's why his eyebrows are like that.
by Oscar_the_Muse April 18, 2004
The first element, with only 1 proton and 1 electron, that loves to bond with every element it can. It is also highly flammable.
Teacher: Class, what's the first element on The Periodic Table?
Class: Helium!
Teacher: No, try again.
Class: Hydrogen!
Teacher: Good job, class!
Class: Helium!
Teacher: No, try again.
Class: Hydrogen!
Teacher: Good job, class!
by Cross-Universal May 18, 2018
A suggestion considered when sober. This suggestion is often used when one is sober and thinks to what his/hers high self would do. Adapted from the word ¨High suggestion ¨ which said repeatedly can emulate the word ¨Hydrogen¨.
I was solving a puzzle with Alexis and got stuck until she pitched me a hydrogen that we could do the corners first.
by matthewleeeeeeeee January 11, 2022