12 definitions by i love bj

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hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
(Lithium to Boron)

"So, who have you bonded with recently?"

(Boron to Lithium)

"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
by i love bj March 31, 2010
After an orgasm you will notice that your vagina will pulse.
"He gave me a nice orgasm."

"Did you experience a vaginal pulse?"

"I sure did!"
by i love bj April 09, 2010
a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.
BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!
by i love bj May 24, 2010
an idiotic person.
(sees a definition they don't like on urban dictionary. gives it a thumbs down.)

"Down, you FAGGOTBRAIN!"
by i love bj March 24, 2010
someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.
"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."

"No I'm not!"

5 mins later

"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"

"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"
by i love bj March 24, 2010
cum or vaginal discharge on your underpants due to general horniness and presense of an active teenage vagina.
"Hmmm, should I wear Olivia's Bratz underpants or my cumderpants?"

"Your cumderpants. You don't want uneven flap disease."
by i love bj March 24, 2010
The bone inside your vagina.
"You just kicked me in the vaginal bone."

"Let me touch your vaginal bone baby."

"OMG I JUST CRACKED MY VAGINAL BONE!"
by i love bj April 09, 2010

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