Hydraulic Pressable

Someone or something that possesses a pronounced visual quality of being easily flattenable or compressible under pressure, almost as if it could be effortlessly transformed into a flattened state.

Raul: You look quite Hydraulic Pressable today... 🤤🤤

Mortimer: *screams of the damned*

by TsukiKitten August 24, 2023

Hydraulic Sandwich

Beer or ale. Used to replace a meal.

"We're going to stop at the pub tonight for a couple of hydraulic sandwiches after work."

by BigMFJoe January 24, 2006

hydraulic tits

When a girl squeezes her arms close together to make her breasts look larger usually in a picture.

Did you see kaylas hydraulic tits on her snapchat story?

by -anomynous June 30, 2015

hydraulic fart

The occurance of passing diarrhea or other liquid when farting, or passing gas.

When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!

by Rev Ron November 4, 2010

Hydraulic Head

Geological term for head given underwater.

Look at that aquatard, I wouldn't even give him hydraulic head.

by Sergei Eisenstein May 9, 2011

Rusty Hydraulic

When someone shits in between a girls tits, and rubbs it around. The tity-fucks her.

Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."

by a-gap right now October 21, 2011

Hydraulic Press

A machiene used to crush grapes known as Kokichi Oma.

"The person under the Hydraulic Press Is, Kokichi Oma!"

by shuichishyhara July 1, 2022