Hydrating the desk

When you are a bit of a tard and can't pour a drink without spilling it

Oh Doug! Stop 'hydrating the desk'

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Car-bar-hydrating

The act or process of making frequent trips to a car stocked with alcohol as to avoid paying for drinks at a pub/bar/club.

"£3.50 a pint! Fancy some car-bar-hydrating"

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Will be hanged for Claw Hydrating

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It's like Modafinil, except it last a shorter amount of time like 4 hours and it's slightly stronger than Modafinil.

I took Hydrafinil and was awake for 4 hours.

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It's like Modafinil, except it last a shorter amount of time like 4 hours and it's slightly stronger than Modafinil.

I took Hydrafinil and was awake for 4 hours.

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Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat

Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

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A nation created to let others drink water as free men. It was created by the founding fathers.

Teacher: Don’t drink water in class
Student: I can if I want I a member of the Hydration Nation

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