Hurty 

hurty. A small cut, graze, bite or bruise especially in young children though can be used by persons of any age

Daddy, I fell over at school, I have a hurty on my knee

Hurty by Charlie’s Dad August 3, 2019

hurty 

The feeling a sadist feels when they want to hurt someone.

Man, have you seen that cute submissive girl over there, she makes me feel so hurty.

hurty by uhegl September 24, 2013

hurty 

painful, causing minor pain. Used once by Ralph Wiggum.

"It's all cold and hurty"

hurty by Justine January 22, 2004

Hurty 

Bubba talk for when something hurts.

WAAAAH, don't poke my eyeball! that's hurty!!

Hurty by Mandy Moo June 4, 2004

Hurty 

When something really hurts.

I fell down and twisted my ankle and now it is hurty

Hurty by Gingerbr3ad March 5, 2011

Hurty 

When your in so much pain and you can't remember how to spell the correct word.

I got punched in the rib today it Hurty.

Hurty by Hollie.o January 14, 2015

Hurty Turds 

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.

Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"

Hurty Turds by Gunslinger19405 December 3, 2011