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hurtiful 

1. N. A sharp edge or corner, any hard or rough place that could cause a minor injury if touched or bumped.
2. Adj. having the appearance or feeling of pain, soreness, bleeding or bruising caused by bumping or touching something, associated with minor first aid.
1. Be careful of that table, Sweetie, it is hurtiful.
2. Let's put a bandage on that hurtiful owie.
hurtiful by Leajmom February 3, 2010
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Hurtful is an adjective and means causing distress or injury to someone’s feelings; causing pain or suffering, especially of a psychological nature; it can also mean harmful to living things.
“She’s such a nasty cow, she only opens her gob to make a hurtful remark!”
Hurtful by AKACroatalin December 17, 2015

hurtful bitch 

a girl who you're in love with breaks up with you. a little bit later she's telling you how much she loves you and then the day after her telling you all that bull shit she gets another boyfriend. AND THEN wants to still be friends because she doesn't want to lose you, but then when you try to communicate with her she ignores you about 98% of the time
girl: i can't do this anymore
boy: ok..

a few days later...

girl: i'm so in love with you..
boy:i'm so in love with you too

next day..

girl: i got asked out
boy: what'd you say?
girl: yes


hurtful bitch

Hurtful Hoppe 

Hurtful Hoppe's go around trying their hardest to create a scally image for themselves. They will gladly go around breaking people down in every way possible to get what they want. They drop you like dirt then pick you back up just to throw you back down again because they love the power they hold over you. That's the only thing they're actually capable of loving though they will never be able to love another person the way they love themselves and will always see their own wants as serving a higher purpose than the need of others. The best thing you can do with a Hurtful Hoppe is walk away...act like they never even existed because all they'll do is keep hurting you. They can't help but hop from girl to girl back and forth because it boosts their ego to see how much they can break another person and 'get away' with it. I'd like to say they're too self-absorbed to see what they do to people but I honestly don't think they are I think they know exactly what they do & they buzz off it. Hurtful Hoppe's will NEVER change so don't fall for the lies or the crocodile tears that they so easily slip out.
A hurtful Hoppe does whatever and whoever they can and doesn't care about who gets hurt in the process- not even their own children.
Hurtful Hoppe by DoneGirl October 20, 2019

Hurtful Goodness 

It hurts and feels good at the same time.
My boyfriend gave me hurtful goodness while he was hitting it from the back.
Hurtful Goodness by WhyTiaJustStopit December 18, 2022
When someone or something hurts your feeling, but you’re too tired to express your feelings in more than one word.
Friend #1: Your singing could be better...
Friend #2: Hurtful 😢
Hurtful by bigdaddymaddye July 24, 2019

Hurtfullest 

When someone doesn’t have good grammar and tries to define ‘the most hurtful’ they use ‘hurtfullest’. Used mostly by reality TV stars during their interviews.
That was the hurtfullest thing someone ever said to me.
Hurtfullest by Colleen Buble March 8, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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