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hurf-durf 

In modern internet vernacular, a generic all-purpose phrase that roughly equates to "duh," and can be used in a variety of situations to indicate stupidity.
Person #1: That horrible website somethingawful.com stole my intellectual property by taking pictures that I had on MY WEBSITE and manipulating them in offensive ways with Photoshop! I shall send them a legal threat posthaste!

Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT
hurf-durf by Jett November 14, 2006
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When hurf durf is seen, it is understood that whatever has been quoted and labeled as hurf durf is completely and utterly unreasonable and impossible of being taken seriously.

Generally used when quoting someone, especially (but certainly not limited to) in the context of an internet game forum. Hurf durf occurs when someone goes on a long-winded tangent about something that is universally insignificant but is present in the original poster's mind and is EXTREMELY important to that person. A declaration of hurf durf is generally directly followed by an ad hominem or general attack on the idea which was proposed.

Most often occurrences of hurf durf are unreasonable demands to alter a law or game mechanic so it will serve the needs of a very specific group, leaving all others effected at a disadvantage.

In real life, Calls for laws to consider obesity a physical handicap would be considered hurf durf because obesity is a self-inflicted condition and penalizing the rest of the population with higher taxes because fatty can't put down the donuts would be generally unreasonable.

In a gaming context, requests for a buff or nerf that would make one specific item or class unreasonably superior would be considered hurf durf, as it would destroy balance in the said game.

A: I think hoverrounds should be made available for everyone diagnosed with chronic obesity through a government grant. Chronic Obesity is a disease! It's been proven by SCIENCE!!

B: HURF DURF I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK SO BUY ME A SCOOTER

A: Warlock damage over time attacks should be considerably augmented to compensate for the lack of armour they possess. In the book Hamburt and the 350, a warlock defetated seventy -two Angerbeasts with one damage over time spell. I have attached a spreadsheet to help illustrate my point.

B: HURF DURF PRESSING TWO BUTTONS WAS TOO HARD FOR YOU TO MANAGE, NOW YOU ONLY WANT TO PRESS ONE. EAT MORE DONUTS ON YOUR SCOOTER FATTY
hurf durf by mki2k June 13, 2008
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hurf-durf 

Exclamation. "DURRRR YOU'RE AN IDIOT."

Origin: Metafilter, 2005. "Hurf Durf Butter Eater" was the self description of the notorious Metafilter user U.N. Owen when she was complaining about how people called her fat when it wasn't her fault she was allergic to exercise. Used as an noun earlier (see other entries).
Arnold: I'm not leaving this place until I get my refund!
Betty: HURF-DURF.
hurf-durf by Shii August 27, 2007

hurf de durf 

Adjective used to describe a (usually unwarranted) fit, rant, or temper tantrum.
Things were going great at the funeral, until Kelly went all "hurf de durf" over the choice of hymns.
hurf de durf by rated_x June 21, 2008
Hurf hurf.

H-U-R-F, that spells hurf.

Hurfcreditreport.com

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Hurf by Hurf Hurf April 28, 2008
after drinking too much everclear i had to hurf
Hurf by wildchild89 July 3, 2011
" I just hurfed up so bad"
Hurf by frink September 1, 2013