Hurdered 

Being subjected to someones meaningless, unguided, and often un-intelligible explanations, or verbal ramblings that does not relate to anything you were just talking about. Attempting to get a quick and to the point summary of something important, only to have a long drawn out conversation you did not invite, in which the conversation is mostly one-way, and yourself being the victim. Often results in short temper, rise in blood pressure, and the overwhelming feeling of verbaling being murdered...HURDERED! You can be hurdered by male and female alike, this is not gender specific.

I asked Kris how she liked her new phone, and she started talking about her dog, then her car, then something about a port-o-potty! My head is going to explode cause I just got hurdered!

Hurdered by SunMkr September 25, 2011

hurhurhur

A sound meant to be of laughter used in a "retarded" way.
Also hurhurhur is often used when you or someone says something really stupid.

Quaneesha: Do dis skuuuurt make my ass look fat, hooooooooonay?
John: Ofcourse not, your belly makes you look fat.
Quaneesha: hurhurhur, yous be funnay, sonabeeeeeatch.
John: hurhurhur I know.

hurhurhur by TheOrangeKrushOne March 25, 2004

Hur dur dur 

basically calling something obvious

fat person:i'm fat

other person: hur dur dur

Hur dur dur by mememaster May 14, 2012

Nurf Hurder 

The thing that cleans the undercarriage of a wookie. Slang term for a tick on your taint.

My Nurf Hurder has gotten some some sort of rash from Jesica's porcupine.

Nurf Hurder by Hunter12345 July 4, 2010

hurhurhur

phrase used after saying something very creepy/perverted and tacky all at the same time.

Great for using after attempting to use a (bad) pick up line on someone. Make sure to simultaneously raise eyebrows while saying 'hurhurhur'
-the more 'hur's you use, the creepier it gets

laFonda:hey gurl how yer bf doing? He still work at dat fruit store?
Anne: Oh, horace? ohhh yeahh I'd like to suck any banana he sell hurhurhur
laFonda: gurl stop tryna be clever you killin me

(leans across counter)
Jose: Hey are you cambells?
Laurel: ummm
Jose: cause youre mm mm good hurhurhur
Laurel: SMACK

Olaf: sooooooooooo see any good movies lately? hurhurhur
Jen:.....

hurhurhur by drewPballs August 29, 2011

TURD HURDER 

Slang- Used to identify sewer rod laborers that have the primary job of rodding sewers.

Can you send the turd hurders to my house, I think my sewer line is backed up.

TURD HURDER by plumbers November 19, 2007

hurhurhur

1. A sound made commonly by one who is pleased by shiney objects and believes that the film "Deliverance" is a good ole' fashioned romantic-comedy.
2. Sarcastic, pseudo-obtuse laugh given by an individual when they find something is
A.) not really all that humorous.
B.) a little funny, but wish to cover up any trace of that fact and therefore side-step any shame associated with it.
C.) worth annoying their friends by following it with this silly, silly noise.
3. A universal taunt

1. When Bobby Joe found himself a nickle he done said, "Hurhurhur! Now that's Ah's can 'ford some bait...Ah'ma gonna take me Cousin Elle out fer a hot fishin'-kissin' date too-naght!!!Hurhurhur!!!"
2.
A. BioDome was hilarious! Hurhurhur!
B. Yeah...Hurhurhur...Biodome...
C. Tim: "I rented Biodome"
Rob: "Biodome? Hurhurhur!"
3. This is you, "Hurhurhur!" you suck!

hurhurhur by Mcaffy March 25, 2004