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Plane Humped 

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.
I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!
Plane Humped by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010
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The state of knowing what something means before you're even given this information.
Man 1: Aye did you know Becky slept with the English teacher.

Man 2: I'm already hipped.
Hipped by Mackdaddy21 March 15, 2017
high or stoned

-from "hop", a nickname for heroin and/or opium, but can refer to the effects of any drug.
everyone got all hopped up at the concert and the after party.
hopped up by lucky September 10, 2004
She was humped like a demented ferret!
humped by Anonymous October 25, 2003

hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

Trump Humped 

The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.
You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing
Trump Humped by TRUMP=SUICIDE November 14, 2016

Humped Zebra Crossing 

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.
He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.
Humped Zebra Crossing by Mark January 21, 2005