Humanized Water Bed 

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

Humanized Water Bed by AuraKing December 8, 2018

Esprit D'Humanité 

The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.

Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.

Esprit D'Humanité by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014

Humanzie

A cross between a human and chimpanzee; a filthy person who is incredibly annoying.

Courtney: Shut the **** up, you little humanzie!

Humanzie by monmothma7 April 22, 2009

Humanicide 

The inevitable extinction of humanity because of human nature. Originally used by the sludge band, Dystopia, in the song "Hands that Mold".

Humanicide brought by by nuclear warfare, natural disasters due to environmental abuse, or other man-made issues.

Humanicide by themanclaw December 30, 2010

humanize 

making something more civilized; humane

"i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"

"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"

"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"

"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"

humanize by jeny October 24, 2007

Humanizing 

The act of who humans FUCKINNGGGG

“Hey, I really enjoyed humanizing last night with you.”

Humanizing by Kaybugg1995 December 26, 2019

humanzee 

a hairy primate intermediate species dwelling in the triangle formed by the regions of Karachi, Lahore and Shlong in South Asia.

humanzees walk upright and are covered with course thick black fur that approximates human pubic hair.

"I love my man hairy , my baby daddy so hairy and so fine, he a humanzee!!!!"

humanzee by hyder rishad March 6, 2005