hugjit

A frigit to a greater extreme. A person who has never hugged a person of the opposite sex other than family.

"Brad aint ever even come close to a girl"
"He's a hugjit"

hugjit by Bileh November 12, 2005

hugoitis

Hugoitis is a medical condition that occurs predominantly in men causing an inflamed ego. The cause is unknown and symptoms can vary in intensity. The condition can be exacerbated by an affinity toward younger women. It is INCURABLE.

Bill's friends recognized his development of hugoitis over several years of rapidly increasing egotism. They still don't know why.

hugoitis by Tuesday Is Coming April 23, 2015

niplantis hugititus 

A disease in which there is a rapid nipple expansion that encompass the areola and eventually the entire brest. After which, if not properly treated, dries out to a scab-like state and proceeds to flake off. Very common amongst tribes of super He-Bitch Russian women and self-conscious teenage girls who are afraid to publicly announce their problems.

"Dude what happened to your sisters monster tits?"
"She was diagnosed with severe Niplantis Hugititus so they had to amputate them."

niplantis hugititus by Silentbob_97 March 30, 2009