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N. A person in a state of horniness derived from mass consumption of oysters. From the English "Horny" (a feeling of randy-ness) and "Oyster " (a slimy muscle of the see). The term was coined by 3 ballers at Oyster Fest 2013.
Dude, I ate so many oysters, I'm such a hoyster.

Dude, you wanna shuck some hoysters tonight?
hoyster by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013
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Hoyski Poyski 

"Hoyski Poyski" is the catchphrase of Sacha the desman from "Noah's Island" the childrens TV programme made from 1997 - 1999.
"Hoyski Poyski" used in panic
Hoyski Poyski by sachathedesman March 24, 2008
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An androgynously adorkable young woman or boi with ideas, energy, confidence, and talent but no need to conform to expectations. Possibly related to hoyden.
If you ever have a daughter you hope she grows up to be a hoyston.

Yeah she got fired/rejected/evicted but she'll find something better or make a hilarious story out of it; she's such a hoyston.

hoyston by anjali666 January 26, 2008
An exotic staircase made exclusively from wood found along the banks of the Nile.
I threw that bitch down the hoyse like Cleopatra.
Hoyse by Farsteer January 29, 2017

hoysehouse 

An advanced stage of hypothermia caused by taking an ice bath in the Gobi Desert
"Danny? Did you hear that Bob got hoysehouse a few weeks ago? He is in critical condition"

Hoysause 

A term that Bukharian people say about a cocksucker or a fag
Your such a Hoysause pashol nahuy blayt sooka
Hoysause by @rami January 9, 2020
Means fat, having no life. One who wears socks with sandals or neon shirts. One who gives their children spankins in a non clean way, cannot wrestle.
Wow that hoyseph is such a douche.
hoyseph by cox the 2nd October 14, 2009