HOWS YOUR MOM & THEM?

another way of saying "hello" or "whats up"?

Yo man, Hows your mom & them?

HOWS YOUR MOM & THEM? by bigdogchopper January 5, 2012

hows your father? 

cheeky reference to the sexual act

'Fancy a bit of hows your father?'

hows your father? by Pip March 13, 2005

hows your father 

Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.

They've gone to have a bit of the old hows your father!

hows your father by hurtle September 27, 2005

hows your bum for grubs 

how are you? or what's been happening? good ol' fashioned aussie slang.

as a "very" informal greeting "hows your bum for grubs?

hows your bum for grubs by the bobs January 17, 2014

How's you 

A grammatically incorrect phrase used as the second line of an internet conversation. It originated as dialect from the Shropshire area of England but has become more widespread over the past 10 years. How's you is an abbreviated version of "how is you". This is how a poorly educated person would ask "How are you"

Person 1: Hello.

Person 2: hi
Person 1: How's you
Person 2: I am still capable of forming grammatically correct sentences. How are you?

How's you by The Oracle November 16, 2014

How's You 

Other way to say How are you

Boy1:How's you?
Boy2: Fine thanks

How's You by Kenzoos December 19, 2010

Hows your hammer hanging? 

Means how are you? Hows your dick? Hows your sex life? All rolled into one question.

Hey man hows your hammer hanging?

Hows your hammer hanging? by Judge dredd7 April 10, 2011