2 definitions by hurtle

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Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.

They've gone to have a bit of the old hows your father!
by hurtle September 17, 2005

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Abbreviated informal British slang, widely used in the South East (extending beyond London) meaning 'bum/ arse/behind' etc.

The word is often said as 'harris' by people who have only heard it spoken and have no idea where it comes from.
Get off your fat Aris and do some work!
Ye gawds my Aris hurts.
by hurtle September 18, 2005

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