how-the 

Said when something happens that you basically cannot understand, particularly in reference to a guy dating a girl who is completely out of his league - "how the the hell did that happen?"

Fuck me, did you see John's new girlfriend? Now that's a how-the.

how-the by coldshoulder March 31, 2009

How the turn tables 

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.

David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables

How the turn tables by imveryveryshort October 21, 2019

How the cow ate the cabbage 

To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.

If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!

How the cow ate the cabbage by 911whodis December 1, 2021

how the hell should I know? 

An aggitated responce for when someone asks you a question you cannot possibly know the answer to. Usually said in a tone that is more or less telling the person to fuck off.

Guy #1: Where did I put my pen?
Guy #2: How the hell should I know?

how the hell should I know? by anonymous October 18, 2004

How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary? 

The term used in frustration when trying to get legitimate Urban Words In To The Dictionary

I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT:

"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"

How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary? by Webserf October 21, 2012

How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.

I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My Virginity by LordShrakman December 16, 2018

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass? 

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass? by LxmonSage July 3, 2021