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How's the Wife? 

A question male colleagues used to ask back in the old days before you could just go to Facebook and see all the details of how everyone's wives are doing.
How's the wife?

She's doing fine, thanks.

Not according to her status update this morning she isn't.

Well then what did you ask me for, you @#$%!
How's the Wife? by teemo1 January 16, 2011

how's she cuttin? 

How are things, generally? Rural Irish.
How's she cuttin Paddy?
Mighty Mary! Suckin' Diesel! So I am. How's yourself?
Not too good. My father died.
Oh.
how's she cuttin? by Mr T August 4, 2004

How's tricks?

A fairly uncommon expression used as a greeting similar to: "How's it going?"
John- Wassup wassup wassup in the hizzy?!

Ben- Nothin' man, how's tricks?

John- Not good man, I passed out last night while drinking and got teabagged.

Ben- Damn! That sucks man.
How's tricks? by DhamonZ November 27, 2004

how's she cutting? 

northern irish farmer talk for how's it going
A:yeo bai how's she cutting?
B:aw like a new blade lawd

How's by you? 

How are you doing?
How YOU doin'?

From the yiddish, vi geyts bay dir?
Nu? How's by you? Me? I'm fine. Don't be a pischer. How's by you?
How's by you? by Logan2 May 14, 2008

How's it hanging?

How are you? or What's up?

It refers to a guy's external organs of reproduction. The answer should therefore be based on whether or not they are comfortably positioned in the undergarments.
"How's it hanging?"
"I'm fine, thanks! I just got out of the closet, finally I can express my true self instead of living a lie!"

or

"How's it hanging?"
"Long and loose and full of juice!"