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housebear 

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.
I'm being terrorized by a housebear!
housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

psycho hosebeast

Ex-Girlfiend or Female Stalker (Canadian).
Man, that psycho hosebeast called again last night.

Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: (haus-bares-ment) noun
- to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.
'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'
Housebarrassment by anonymous January 6, 2021

psycho hosebeast

someone who is stupidly insane, irritating,whorish, or sometimes scary
"man, since her botched boob job, becky has turned into a total psycho hosebeast"
psycho hosebeast by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

hosebeast 

Stupid ass dirty ass nasty ass slut. Crazy to a stupendous degree. Devourer of souls.
Steve's girlfriend is a fucking psycho hosebeast. I told him not to stick it in the crazy but he didn't listen.
hosebeast by Vince Vigor September 23, 2004

horsebeast 

Female, often presumed human, with an uncanny resemblence of a horse. Not to be confused with Centaurus, the character from Greek mythology who was half man, half horse (although similarities are certainly likely to exist).
Femle with pertruding long teeth
horsebeast by napa2046 November 9, 2004