house frau

A house wife of the 1950s variety. Cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids and never complains. She has no social life other than her kids and no matter how angry or upset she may be with her husband, she never shows it (especially to outsiders).

"Have you seen Emily lately?"
"No, since she had her baby she's become the little house frau."

house frau by hyperdream June 23, 2009

house frau

A disgruntled housewife. Often knows how to cook and clean and does those things well. Usually takes her kids to a playgroup, and is NOT a soccer mom(soccer moms are hot). Definitely runs the house and wears the pants in the family... but isn't really ever happy.

Jennifer's mom is a house frau.

house frau by fishgirl July 13, 2006

house frau

A big nasty loudmouth woman who has lots of opinions but no real-world experience or knowledge about anything. Wears extra large mumus and watches Oprah all day, while screaming continuously at her kids.

Some house frau, taking her brood on a Burger King run, rear-ended me on the turnpike!

house frau by ChesterFester July 27, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016