house frau

A house wife of the 1950s variety. Cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids and never complains. She has no social life other than her kids and no matter how angry or upset she may be with her husband, she never shows it (especially to outsiders).

"Have you seen Emily lately?"
"No, since she had her baby she's become the little house frau."

house frau by hyperdream June 23, 2009

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house frau

A disgruntled housewife. Often knows how to cook and clean and does those things well. Usually takes her kids to a playgroup, and is NOT a soccer mom(soccer moms are hot). Definitely runs the house and wears the pants in the family... but isn't really ever happy.

Jennifer's mom is a house frau.

house frau by fishgirl July 13, 2006

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house frau

A big nasty loudmouth woman who has lots of opinions but no real-world experience or knowledge about anything. Wears extra large mumus and watches Oprah all day, while screaming continuously at her kids.

Some house frau, taking her brood on a Burger King run, rear-ended me on the turnpike!

house frau by ChesterFester July 27, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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