Ok, Check it so your doing this hot bitch from behind and your all like "ooo yeah you like that baby?" and right before you finish you spit on her back and she's all like "Oh yeah. he Finished." And right when she turns around BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Money Shot Right To The Face.
Shirley:Oh Yeah He Finished!
David Sapp:BLAAAAAH!!!!
Shirley:Ahhhhhh! My Eyes!!!
David Sapp:Haha I gave you a Houdini! can't wait to tell Eric!
by Fabro May 10, 2006
When a guy after getting done having sex spits on a girls back which makes her turn around (thinking the man cummed on her back). After that, the guy cums in her eyes and the guy's friend comes out of a closet and punches the girl in the face.
Greg: Man I hate my girlfriend so much
Hank: You ever think of giving her a Houdini?
Greg: No, I never thought of that, Thanks!
by ichbal February 01, 2008
A type of dump that when it exits the anus, goes right down the toilet pan at phenomenal speed and disappears round the U-bend out of sight. Named after the famous magician Harry Houdini as he preformed disappearing acts.
Man, I though that shit was gonna leave the map of Australia in the pan but luckily it was a houdini. Saved me from some embarassment so it did
by gw5150 June 04, 2007
When you are doing a chick from behind, then spit on her back after pulling out. When she looks behind cuz she thinks you're done, you get her in the face.
John gave Marsha a houdini last night. She still hasnt gotten the jizz out of her hair.
by maxb November 23, 2005
A houdini is when you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around to see, you bust a nut in her face.
The girl had an ugle face so I gave her a houdini.
by vvxxrzarektaxxvv September 14, 2005
To perform a houdini, a male person hides in a closet or small shut off room and masturbates and holds it. When somebody walks in he lets loose on them and they get pissed.
dude, i was playing hide and seek with mom and dad and brother last night and when my mom checked the closet i let loose all over her face. it was awesome. she didnt even ground me. it was awesome

last night i was hiding in the closet and then i did a houdini all over emmas head. she flipped out
by Matt Smithinsmiths February 08, 2008
when you're fucking your girlfriend from behind, then right when you're about to blow, pull out and spit on her back. she'll think you blew, and when she turns around, you blow your load all over her face/chest
tom gave his girlfriend the houdini and got it all over her face
by JonSk81983 August 20, 2005
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