the houdini

When you fuck a chick from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes/face

"Yo, I did the houdini on that bitch yesterday and she still can't see"

by D-dray October 24, 2006

Houdini

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

i did a houdini on your mother last night

by mwmfnjdsnfjknskdnfsdf March 18, 2008

Houdini

A sexual position/plot where a man fucks a woman from behind facing a window. At this point his friend secretly takes over for him. The man walks outside and looks into the window and waves. The woman will be suprised/shocked to see him outside and wonder who is fucking her instead

When i saw you outside steve i couldn't believe matt was laying the pipe.. that switch-a-roo Houdini was great!

by mclovin323288743843 February 7, 2008

Houdini

When a man is close to climax while having sex in the doggy style position he spits on the womans back thus giving her the sensation that he has ejaculated. When she turns around the man gives her an unexpected facial while shouting "Houdini"!

"My girl would never let me give her facial so I had to give her a Houdini"

by sandman6373 August 28, 2007

Houdini

When you feel as if you're about to shit and nothing comes out.

Just a pure gas bubble

I had a Houdini in class
...Luckily

by [e-mail] April 23, 2010

Houdini

1: A poop that mysteriously disappears when you stand up to flush.

2: Having to poop but managing to squeeze a fart around it. Thus defying the laws of poop gravity.

Example 1:
I'm telling you... I got up to flush and the 2 hour terd was gone. Total Houdini.

Example 2:
I thought I was going to shart for a minute there but I Houdinied it.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

The Houdini

when you're fucking a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her making her think you blew your load on her back. when she turns around you blast it in her face and say "how do you like that magic trick bitch!"

If I come into work tomorrow with a black eye it's cause I gave Rockelle the houdini

by Weigel June 29, 2005