1. In reference to the great escapologist, Harry Houdini, who popularized the disappearing act
; Any female who loves you, leaves you, and then wants you back. A Hudini, usually around the age of 18 or 19, will act totally interested in you one minute then disinterested the next. Often times a "Houdini" will initiate conversations (whether it be in person, facebook, or text) and suggest wanting to hanging out, but then disappears
on you when you least expect it.
2. A flaky
female. She almost always acts unaware of her inconsistency
. The men who fall victim to these "Houdinis," are warned to undo the leash tied around their neck and abandon ship before he falls victim subsequent
times. Those who are deemed a "Houdini" must be called out on it, preferably in person and without apology.
"Hey bro, so how's that girl you took out the other night?"
"Oh her? She's just a Houdini. I've got better things to do than spend time and energy on one of those."
"If she wasn't such a Houdini
, I'd consider taking her up on her invite to the concert."
"I'd hang out with you but you're currently on my Houdini
list after that disappearing act of yours! (she'll ask what it means and then you can define it for her)
"-Oooh, the Houdinis of our lives *groaning in frustrating*-"