Named after the master vanishing man himself, the Houdini is the quickest way out of a sticky situation, and also having to avoid good-byes, which can take forever. Basically, get up and leave...don't say good-bye...don't make eye contact...don't inform anyone you're leaving...just vanish.
Person #1 - Hey where did Steve go??
Person #2 - I just saw him like 20 mins ago...?
Person #1 - I think it's been longer than that...
Person #2 - He performed the Houdini again!!!
by Craeven August 02, 2011
To punch someone so hard in the gut that they fucking die.
Harry Houdini claimed that he could withstand any punch. That was until he got houdini'd and his kidney burst open.
by ThaRealJDSalinger June 15, 2013
1. In reference to the great escapologist, Harry Houdini, who popularized the disappearing act; Any female who loves you, leaves you, and then wants you back. A Hudini, usually around the age of 18 or 19, will act totally interested in you one minute then disinterested the next. Often times a "Houdini" will initiate conversations (whether it be in person, facebook, or text) and suggest wanting to hanging out, but then disappears on you when you least expect it.

2. A flaky, two-faced, inconsiderate female. She almost always acts unaware of her inconsistency. The men who fall victim to these "Houdinis," are warned to undo the leash tied around their neck and abandon ship before he falls victim subsequent times. Those who are deemed a "Houdini" must be called out on it, preferably in person and without apology.
"Hey bro, so how's that girl you took out the other night?"

"Oh her? She's just a Houdini. I've got better things to do than spend time and energy on one of those."

"If she wasn't such a Houdini, I'd consider taking her up on her invite to the concert."

"I'd hang out with you but you're currently on my Houdini list after that disappearing act of yours! (she'll ask what it means and then you can define it for her)

"-Oooh, the Houdinis of our lives *groaning in frustrating*-"
by nosmokeandmirrors November 19, 2009
having sex with a drunk girl against a window you make a quick switch with a friend then go outside and wave at her.
Last night me and Joe pulled a houdini on this girl. You should have seen her face.
by jewbean April 19, 2015
When a man decides his ugly virgin friend needs some love too, he brings a woman to his apartment and blindfolds her during intercourse. At that point during foreplay you wave your buddy to the room and slowly switch places. Stay close and remember to let her hear your voice near her so she doesn't expect anything fishy..and he then too gets involved in intercourse. After he decides he's done you come back and take over, all without an unsuspecting lady even having any idea of what just happened. Thus you have the Houdini.
Dude we totally got that virgin kid laid last night at that party. We did a houdini on that broad that was grinding on me.
by Itsjustadudethang March 27, 2015
A sexual act involving two men and a semi willing female. The first guy begins intercourse with the women from the doggy style position. This most be done with the women facing a window. Meanwhile the other man is hiding in the closet. At the right moment, the two men must perform a switcheroo. As the second man enters the womens' vagina, the other who was previously performing intercourse, must run outside and wave at the women as the other man nuts on her back.
"Bro, lets pull a Houdini on that bitch, she'll be so shocked she might shit herself"
by Flaming Suiside March 13, 2015
Pulling a chair put from under someone before they sit down.
Your friend goes to sit down at a table and you pull the chair causing them to fall to the floor and you say, "you just got Houdinied bitch. Now you see it, now you don't. Abracadabra bithc!"
by deeelo February 20, 2015

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