To disappear from a party, bar, social event or concert without alerting your fellow revelers of the egress of your presence. Stealth, is quite necessary to pull off a Houdini, such that your compatriots don't notice your absence until you're half way home. Which is typically a difficult task to accomplish during such an inebriated state. Such behavior is usually brought on by a strong desire to retire for the evening in one's own bed, brought on by very high consumption of spirits prior to the aforementioned evening's events have come to maturity. As a by-product of such actions, a good Houdini is a magic trick, even a work of art!
Friend 1, "What happened to Brook?"
Friend 2, "I don't know man, he was pretty drunk. I think he pulled a Houdini!"
by Jerome Jr. August 02, 2007
when a guy has a girl in doggy style and is about to cum and pulls his penis out of the condom and puts it in her ass and cums
dude1: yo how was that girl you pick up last night
dude2: great i houdinid that chick
by random wise October 28, 2011
To trade dates or women in genral with another person for a period of time
Guy1: bro im tired of dancing with my date
Guy2: me too
Guy1:Wanna Trade with me
Guy2:Hell ya bro lets pull a houdini !
by John wilkcox May 22, 2011
Another form of houdini would be when a guy is fingering a girl while she's sitting on his lap. And then he takes his fingers out and in a sneaky way substitutes them for his dick and make it feel like he put his fingers back in. Once he gets his dick in, he put his hands in the air and yells "hey look! NO HANDS!"
Guy 1: hey man, i pulled a houdini on my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: awesome!

Guy 1: yeah, she had no idea how my dick got in there that quick!
by asecrethuman1298 July 02, 2010
When you are having sex doggy style with a girl so she can't see you, pull out for a second and have your friend rush in and start making love to her instead. She will never know until the sex is done, or they change positions and she sees it is a different person.
Dude, Me and Johnny pulled the most incredible Houdini on Jennifer last night.
by Crackertoa December 03, 2009
1: A poop that mysteriously disappears when you stand up to flush.

2: Having to poop but managing to squeeze a fart around it. Thus defying the laws of poop gravity.
Example 1:
I'm telling you... I got up to flush and the 2 hour terd was gone. Total Houdini.

Example 2:
I thought I was going to shart for a minute there but I Houdinied it.
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
too be fooled by a woman's looks from afar
damn that chick pulled a houdini on my ass, she was ugly as hell.
by Twins719 March 02, 2009

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