When you and your fiance are having having anal sex in view of a window. What happens is that you pull out quick and smoothly and have a friend quietly pull in to your fiance's vagina. Then what you do is that you go outside to the window where you can see your fiance having sex and you knock on the window and wave. Meanwhile, your partner is about to ejaculate, but before he does, he pulls out and quietly spits on your fiance's back, tricking her into thinking that he has fully came. Then when she turns around to see who the mysterious man that was fucking her, he blows his semen in her eyes, denying her of finding out who was having sex with her. Then when she goes to the bathroom sink, continue to give her anal sex in front of the mirror and when you are finishing, yell "HOUDINI!" and pull back hard on her hair.
Eric: That was the most perfect Houdini ever!
Tom: Yeah, but doesn't make you sad that my fiance is no longer my fiance?
by Retarded Trollbang November 03, 2012
Named after the master vanishing man himself, the Houdini is the quickest way out of a sticky situation, and also having to avoid good-byes, which can take forever. Basically, get up and leave...don't say good-bye...don't make eye contact...don't inform anyone you're leaving...just vanish.
Person #1 - Hey where did Steve go??
Person #2 - I just saw him like 20 mins ago...?
Person #1 - I think it's been longer than that...
Person #2 - He performed the Houdini again!!!
by Craeven August 02, 2011
1. In reference to the great escapologist, Harry Houdini, who popularized the disappearing act; Any female who loves you, leaves you, and then wants you back. A Hudini, usually around the age of 18 or 19, will act totally interested in you one minute then disinterested the next. Often times a "Houdini" will initiate conversations (whether it be in person, facebook, or text) and suggest wanting to hanging out, but then disappears on you when you least expect it.

2. A flaky, two-faced, inconsiderate female. She almost always acts unaware of her inconsistency. The men who fall victim to these "Houdinis," are warned to undo the leash tied around their neck and abandon ship before he falls victim subsequent times. Those who are deemed a "Houdini" must be called out on it, preferably in person and without apology.
"Hey bro, so how's that girl you took out the other night?"

"Oh her? She's just a Houdini. I've got better things to do than spend time and energy on one of those."

"If she wasn't such a Houdini, I'd consider taking her up on her invite to the concert."

"I'd hang out with you but you're currently on my Houdini list after that disappearing act of yours! (she'll ask what it means and then you can define it for her)

"-Oooh, the Houdinis of our lives *groaning in frustrating*-"
by nosmokeandmirrors November 19, 2009
When you feel as if you're about to shit and nothing comes out.

Just a pure gas bubble
I had a Houdini in class
by krejci.james@yahoo.com April 22, 2010
When a girl gives a hand job under covers, usually a blanket or bed sheets, with one or more people (Who are not receiving the hand job) sitting within 1 to 2 ft of her.
I could not tell why my couch was shaking until i looked over and saw that my friend was receiving a Houdini from his girlfriend.
by d3isaacs September 27, 2009
disapperaing finger trick
when we were a t the strip club, the stripper sat on my lap and slide three fingers in her pussy. i just pulled a houdini
by jew gotti September 24, 2007
when a guy has a girl in doggy style and is about to cum and pulls his penis out of the condom and puts it in her ass and cums
dude1: yo how was that girl you pick up last night
dude2: great i houdinid that chick
by random wise October 28, 2011

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