1. two male friends (or female friends with strapons) will select a lucky participant.
2. one friend will hide under a bed in complete silence as the other friend mounts the victem.
3. the friend under the bed will then switch places with the mounter. this is where some real skill is involved- the mounters MUST be smooth enough in their switch that the mountee notices nothing.
4. the gilted mounter sneaks outside and taps on the bedroom window.
the startled boner recepticle will then proceed to the window, where the origional sex partner will jump up and say,
author's note: this is a move which requires both rehearsal and excellent comedic timing. this move has been used in conjunction with the clown surprise, steam roller, dirty sanchez, and hot lunch.
-sarah you should ask your ass crack to give your thong back, you're totally asking to be houdinied omg.
-i heard alex popp and emmeline capel houdinied wu, he's so blessed.
2. A flaky, two-faced, inconsiderate female. She almost always acts unaware of her inconsistency. The men who fall victim to these "Houdinis," are warned to undo the leash tied around their neck and abandon ship before he falls victim subsequent times. Those who are deemed a "Houdini" must be called out on it, preferably in person and without apology.
"Oh her? She's just a Houdini. I've got better things to do than spend time and energy on one of those."
"If she wasn't such a Houdini, I'd consider taking her up on her invite to the concert."
"I'd hang out with you but you're currently on my Houdini list after that disappearing act of yours! (she'll ask what it means and then you can define it for her)
"-Oooh, the Houdinis of our lives *groaning in frustrating*-"
Tom: Yeah, but doesn't make you sad that my fiance is no longer my fiance?
Guy 2: awesome!
Guy 1: yeah, she had no idea how my dick got in there that quick!